- I've never had a nice-looking tummy. What the hell will it look like a year from now?
- What happens if I have a miscarriage while I'm in Michigan?
- Will I really learn to relax and survive when my house is in shambles and the laundry isn't done and I haven't showered in three days?
- Will I really be too tired/busy/preoccupied to shower for three days?
- Will I really loose my mental faculties to a certain degree and will that make me worse at my job?
- Will my coworkers get so good at my job while I'm gone that I won't have a job to come back to?
- Will the baby be okay?
- Will our house be too small?
- Will our house be too hot?
- Will we have enough money to take one last vacation before we become three?
I think Nate needs to record his charming and ever-so-off-key rendition of Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" to a little tape recorder and have it surgically implanted near my ear so I am reminded at all times that there is little use in worry and more value in hope.
Still! :)
p.s. No comments from the peanut gallery, unless they are placating and generally benign. :)
2 comments:
1. Something akin to hell in the beginning, then it looks more like the mohave desert
2. I have a very good doctor for a father in law
3. no, sorry
4. probably, sorry
5. no, that's a myth
6. no, they will miss the heck out of you - besides, there's FMLA and you could sue and get rich!
7. yes
8. not at first - babies don't take up a lot of room until they are 2 or 3, and then it's their toys, not even them.
9. a.c. (for you, not even for the baby)
10. of course! as long as you're not thinking paris or something.
:-) I love you! :-)
You are the best!!!
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